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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

What do you say to a rock? Meow

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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