What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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