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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

The duck didn't cross the road.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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