Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Your face

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Women's Soccer.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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