If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

mikey is cute

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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