- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

what you get time to go with? - a clock

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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