why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Ben Corbishley

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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