Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

whats black? the colour

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

H o m o comes out as homo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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