I read the terms of service.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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your so fat. your fat!

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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