How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Iif your reading this ur gay

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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