Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Caramel Boing.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Women's Rights

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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