- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Chris is hairy

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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