- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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