- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What happened to my sunglasses?

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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