Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

whats white jizz

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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