why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Anti Joke

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