- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

yolo your orange looks orange

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Women's rights

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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