- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Connor is homo

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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