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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Women's Rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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