Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Sloths

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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