What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

why was the boy sad? because.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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