- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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