- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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