What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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