Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Justin Bieber.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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