- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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