- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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