If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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