- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

nothing

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar

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