- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Stephen Hawking

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Screw it you write the joke.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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