What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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my egg roll

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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