- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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