- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

VITAMIN C!

were at work systems r down

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

A baby seal walks into a club.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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