- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Religion.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

A blonde dies Lololol

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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