- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Who wants water? I do.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Women's Rights

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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