- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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