- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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