- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

I was watching Fox news.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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