- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

No your aunties a joke

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

I enjoy Popcorn

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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