- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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