- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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