If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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