- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Robin, get in the car, please.

I enjoy Popcorn

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

No your aunties a joke

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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