- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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