* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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penis

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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