- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

you dint have to be a jew matt

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

An Aisian failed a test

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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