- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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