- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Ron Paul for President!

united we sit, cause we're fat

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

my mind's eye?

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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