- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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