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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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