- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Banana Hamock.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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