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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

A pope meets another one

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

knock knock There's no door

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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