Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Anti Joke

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