why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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