- Anti Joke

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;