- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Your're racist.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

wots brown and smells like shite shite

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