- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

i like men but im not gay

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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