A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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