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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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