Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

tea with milk?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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