- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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