do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

im gay

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

My jeans

women's rights

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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