Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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