Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

rent a cops

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

i have yougurt mit traktor

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Lololol

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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