While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Neil Lewis

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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