- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Massie is a fatass

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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