Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

why do mexicans get made fun of

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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