- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

womans having rights.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What is a jew in space? Dead

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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