- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Knock knock

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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