If youre African, why are you white?

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Religion.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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