- Anti Joke

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn