- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Knock Knock. Not home.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

guy walks into a bar, ouch

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

yolo your orange looks orange

Women's rights

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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