- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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