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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Whats funny? Your face.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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i committed murder

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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