- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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