- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What comes after 69? 70

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

the game

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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