Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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You were born.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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