- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

I have a horse.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

This statement is false.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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