- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Your face

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Boxing on Boxing Day

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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