- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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