- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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