- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

girls basketball

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

rent a cops

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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