What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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