- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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