What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

This is a joke.

Pickles are powerful

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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