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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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