- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Stephen Hawking

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

what did the man say to the other man? hey

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