Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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womans having rights.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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