- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Knock Know! Come in!

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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