- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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